Sunday, March 31, 2013

Brazilian Pastor Arrested For Convincing Followers His Penis Contained Holy Milk

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor.

An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picano of Brazil.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".


"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".  
 
This is the testimony of one of his victims.

 This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

Source: 
http://www.que.es/ultimas-noticias/curiosas/201301282045-detenido-pastor-evangelico-violar-fieles-cont.html?anker_2

13 comments:

  1. Wtf ,kind of idiots was he dealing wit'

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  2. The source of the holy milk should be cut off and placed in the center of his church so everybody can see it

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  3. His followers were either extremely stupid or straight freaks!! This is crazy!! I hope his cellmate bites its off

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  4. The picture doesn't tell the truth. How can a milk flow from his penis when he look like coffee?

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  5. All hail the almighty jism! May it wash over you soul! The holy spirit is a salty master...

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  6. People are so stupid and brainwashed they deserved it if they believe that!

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  7. He won't taste heaven, but his homoginized milk. That a'int holy...
    Sick ass persoon, or is this a male cow?

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  8. While in prison, I'm sure he'll get a taste of his own medicine. ....or should I say milk? Lol!

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  9. after you folks have gotten in your seven chuckles, i would however love to remind you of the fact that this is really a serious situation for Christianity and the people of God, you all included, i hope you folks can also see that no man or woman is restricted from the grasp of the ememy if he or she is not firmly affixed to Gods word and plan for their lives, i urge you folks to consider yourselves in silly situations where you too may have been in times passed dooped into believing foolish things as well, maybe not as glairing but silly none the less, i trust you guys will do the spititually correct thing and pray for those affected by this horrific act and for the vessel of God that has also been consumed and used for the work of the Devil, pray for your selves that you too will not be sucked into situations tht clearly show a lack of knowledge on your part; "suggestion" this would be a good experience for us all to start studying the word of God for our selves and not wait to be spoon fed and ultimately expose ourselves to being miss guided for the lack of knowledge.

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  10. This was a joke, created by a comic site in Brazil. It is sad, and a matter of serious thought, how hundreds of sites, brazilian and abroad, have replicated this joke as serious news.

    There is a great bunch of weirdos out there in religious groups. There is no need to create funny news about them.

    Here the original link:
    http://jesusmanero.blog.br/pastor-que-dizia-ter-membro-abencoado-e-preso-no-interior-de-goias/

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  11. No different than "talking" snake,"living" in a whale, etc..etc...

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  12. the story is fake,i dont believe this s***t,what kind of human being can do that

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